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i know some of you are so freaking bored out there. so here's a survival kit so you won't die of boredom.


STEP ONE:
bang your head on the wall. Banging not only stimulates your neutrons it wakes you up from your semi conscious state too. Recommended dosage- about 10 times a day. Use more if required.

STEP TWO:
Sit in front of the computer. note: position yourself slightly towards the keyboard, and place a pillow there, so if you actually fall asleep after watching shits on the net you can land nicely on your.. keyboard pillow.. Some people need their what " AW AW" or whatever "NIA NIA" stinky things they need from their childhood days. ( ahh. so long ago!). well, stinks can range to killer to mild, depending on whether you were a smelly baby when you were younger!. Anyway, it supposedly puts some of you peeps to sleep so you can use that!


STEP THREE:
go irritate your friends. if your friends are as bored as you then good. then all of you can irritate each other and drive yourselves nuts. Either that you can go kaochao your parents if you are a loner kind like me. hhahaha. Eh, there is one fun way of disturbing people. Go to their houses and ring their door bells! DING DONG! ho! if you get caught just tell them that you want to wish them happy christmas! SO SIMPLE. ha. okay.

STEP FOUR:
Take a walk round the parks, roadss and whatever to destress. for you despo asses out there, go look at some hot boy or girl and smile at them. P.S maybe they'll ask for your number and you can go chat yourself to death.hahaha lols

STEP FIVE:
STUDY. anyway, i think next year it's gonna be a hard year for most of us. anyway, to whoever is reading this, studying makes you brainer and geekier. (now it's the geek fashion so geekers go study) hahahaha Personally, when i have nothing better to do i study. i mean i don't study just when i feel like it but you should study to kill boredom.
next..

STEP SIX:
Go out with suhui. suhui rocks. she's another bored ass. she's bored and if you're bored then it'll be interesting cause' minus times minus equals plus. so bored x bored equals interesting! hahah. see? so nifty and innovative yeah?

STEP SEVEN:
now you have mastered all the steps of curing boredom, you should be living your life and should have kicked your bad boredom habbit. If you are still bored. you will not get a refund for your time spent reading crap like this. All i can say is you are a loser ( just kidding) and just get a life. hahahah.. go commit suicide and cry and be emo i say! ..

done. now i present you with the certificate of un-boringness

name: fill in x.s.z..zx..z.z. shit xxssx
age: 1390482-0 old lao liao


I'm pleased to announce (so and so sososo) has qualified and certified by suhui that you are a pure noober and you are now cured of your boredom.

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